Octopi have three hearts, meaning their first girlfriend has to work extra hard to hurt them

 

In 26 states, impotence is grounds for divorce.

 

Daddy Long Legs are not spiders.

 

When you're at sea and your body starts to feel ill (sea sickness) it's because it is resonating the frequency of the water. Change your frequency by putting a heavy rucksack on and eventually it'll go away.

 

There are twelve steps to performing a DIY prefrontal lobotomy... step five is the actual procedure and the following 7 steps are unnecessary to enumerate because you won't remember them anyhow.

 

My gf exercises her pussy it's like fucking a vice

 

Progress in male contraception!

 

The Beltway Shooter, John Allen Muhammad, was captured using a hypnotic cue.

Very likely given to him during his time in the military.

Indicating that he had received some sort of MkUltra programming.

And was captured because somebody within the government/military knew how to operate his programming.

It's one of those interesting things that make you scratch your head.

 

Just to add a little detail to the story.

The Beltway Shooter's capture came after a cryptic message given by police chief Charles "Moose" Johnson over the radio and TV.

Where he proclaimed, "You have indicated that you want us to do and say certain things. You have asked us to say, 'We have caught the sniper like a duck in a noose".

In Erikson Hypnosis and Neuro-Linguistic Programming, this is what would be known as a "trigger".

A pre-programmed phrase that elicits an intended behavior.

After hearing the address, the Beltway shooter went back out to his vehicle and waited for the authorities to show up and arrest him.

The world is a bizarre place.

And there's never been any real explanation given to this story or capture.

 

Snoop Dogg holds the world record for the largest Gin & Juice Drink at over 132 gallons (nearly 500 liters)!

 

Looks like Texas Governor Greg Abbott did it again. Aliens at mall in Miami. What do you think? Scaring the public, or just being rude to aliens?

 

According to the James Webb telescope new galaxies aren’t necessarily shaped like orbs or discs. No eggs found.

They’re described as banana-shaped. Or like pickles, or cigars, or even surfboards. They elongate.

How long do you think it’ll take us to make the obvious association about galaxial birth? First came the …. shaft?

 

Well supreme commander amuses himself ,sending random galaxies on collision courses.

Supreme commander likes the flashy.

 

Aside from fingerprints, everybody in the world has a unique and identifiable tongue print as well.

So if you're committing a crime, keep your tongue out of it, Fortunately there is no current national law emforcement database for this.

 

Red Pandas and Great Pandas are not related. The Red Panda isn't even a member of the bear family.
They both have panda in their name because the word means "Bamboo Eater" in Nepalese.

 

In the US, it is illegal to have a pet skunk in 33 of the 50 states.

 

I have DAILY SEX.....
Ooops, sorry
I have DYSLEXIA

(clever eh!)

 

In Scotland, singing on a train is illegal unless you have permission from the train operator.